When has a Conference Call Ever Solved Anything?

My friend was late for lunch. She said her smoking cessation conference call ran long.

Me: Smoking cessation conference call?

Her: Yes, rather than making everyone meet like Alcoholics Anonymous, they just have frequent conference calls.

Me: Is it working?

Her: No, not really, but work is paying for it [through a wellness benefit], so I thought Id try it.

So this is what its come to now the company so believes in the efficiency of conference calls, that they are proscribing it for the health care plan as well. Though I suppose they would argue that its working as well for quitting smoking as it does for project management, and I suppose Id agree.

But really, I think this place has stumbled onto a new business model sell things to corporate HR that take place on conference calls. Or in meetings. It doesnt really matter if it works, which it probably doesnt; it only matters if it sounds like a corporate solution to the problem. Of course to really sell it, youll need a complete set of buzzwords to get it through. The kind of thing that when my boss hears it, he instantly senses a kindred spirit. Theres just no way he doesnt approve someone taking time away from the office for this:

At Robust Achievers, LLC, we believe the only way to truly reduce and remove bad habits is a synergistic approach towards a paradigm shift that puts individuals on the road to being more success-oriented.

Our holistic programs for Smoking Cessation include daily check-ins via conference call with participants incorporating motivational platitudes and best practices. We then circle back for individual micromanaging sessions, wherein we encourage individuals to give 110% and be more proactive.

At the end of the day participants will take their lives to the next level without this nasty, dirty habit. And the company wont have to lose productive time to smoke breaks any more. Net-net its a win-win.

If youd like more information about our approach, wed be happy to come in and go through our PowerPoint deck and answer any questions you may still have.

Of course if they have a conference call for breaking Buzzword Addiction, Id like to sign the boss up, though youd probably need to convince him its a way to improve his buzzwords.

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